whycantibeasexgod

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oneiromania:

SO ALL I’VE DONE TODAY IS DRAW SHIT ON MY SNAKE

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TAKE MY COMPUTER AWAY FROM ME….

At first I literally thought that you were like taking a sharpie to your snake then I saw the pics

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

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lohanthony:

homework on the weekends is legal but gay marriage isn’t what is wrong with society

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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

I dont even talk to them, I just watch hours of their YouTube videos a ton…

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inkskinned, “My father’s recipe for the man I should marry” 
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Before you say yes, get him angry. See him scared, see him wanting, see him sick. Stress changes a person. Find out if he drinks and if he does, get him drunk - you’ll learn more about his sober thoughts. Discover his addictions. See if he puts you in front of them. You can’t change people, baby girl. If they are made one way, it doesn’t just wear off. If you hate how he acts when he’s out of it now, you’re going to hate it much worse eight years down the road. You might love him to bits but it doesn’t change that some people just don’t fit.

africancheewahwah:

The fact that most guys’ first response to a woman wanting equality is “SO CAN I HIT U NOW” is sort of terrifying
Like that’s the first thing you’re concerned about? I just want equal pay and you want to punch me in the face? Cool cool

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