whycantibeasexgod

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dogs99999:

In 5th grade I was supposed to have a sleepover at this girl’s house and after about maybe two hours there she said “do you hear the voices? There’s demons here” and I immediately called my mom to pick me up

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snapchatting:

shaxaphone:

snapchatting:

be extra nice to people who don’t know what fisting is

wait whats fisting

you look beautiful today

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smileprettybaby:

ruinedchildhood:

toewsbeard:

human:

android users be like 

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iphone users be like

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android users be like 

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iphone users be like
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This Pomeranian apparently got so upset with his new haircut that he started standing and walking around on his hind legs after he got back from the groomers…for 2 days.

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thatonenarga:

toastradamus:

gayspicy:

unamusedsloth:

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And here he is before his haircut.

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Stop Him

too strong

He is evolving…

Have you ever been so mad you learned how to walk

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svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

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Guy playing COD BO 2

Guy: They call my dick Frozen cuz bitches never let it go

Me: ._.

YOU’RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO LISTEN (x)

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I felt cute for 3 seconds, so here are some selfies! ♡ I’ll probably take em down in the morning

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I want to inspire people. I want someone to look at me and say, ‘Because of you I didn’t give up.
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